Student Submitted Jokes
Submitted by: Thea
From: Panglao Central East
What do you call the tree that became a scientist?
chemist-TREE!!!!!
Submitted by: Daniel
From: Green Acres Elementary
What do you call turtle mixed with a porcupine?
A Slow Poke!
Submitted by: Caroline
From: Brassfield Elementary School
How many times do you tickle a squid?
Tenticle!
Submitted by: Kriti
From: Centreville Elementary School
What did a mountain say to other mountain after an earthquake?
Trust me,it was not my fault!
Submitted by: Quinecia
From: Childrens Charter Elementary
Why did the balloon get pulled over by the officer?
Because he broke the gravity law!
Submitted by: Anna
From: Crestwood
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Because he wanted to test his shell!
Submitted by: Eric
From: Swift Elementary
What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
Submitted by: Kwesi
From: Lockhart Elementary
Why did the sound wave go to the doctor?
He was feeling low!
Submitted by: Nia
From: Wayne Avenue
How does the ocean dance?
By doing the wave!
Submitted by: Noor
From: Penny Road Elementary
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired!
Submitted by: Caroline
From: Grace Christian School
Why was the flower crying?
Because his family was picked on.
Submitted by: Kate
From: Wake Christian Academy
What do you say to a bear when it gets a 90% on a science test?
You bearly passed.
Submitted by: Izaiah
From: Fox Road Elementary
A thirsty chemist asks for H20. A second chemist asks for H2O too. What happened?
The 2nd chemist passed out! (H202 = Hydrogen Peroxide)
Submitted by: Dayna
From: Brassfield Elementary
How does the ocean say goodbye?
BY WAVING!
Submitted by: Eva
From: Brassfield Elementary
What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?
KETCHUP!